• Midwest Melody
• July 23, 2024
• Technology
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In a dramatic escalation of their previous announcement, Apple Inc. has doubled down on their assertion that smartphones are “not so smart” and are, in fact, “the epitome of uselessness.” “At this point, we’re not even sure if they can qualify as paperweights,” an Apple executive said, kicking a prototype across the stage. “We’ve been calling them ‘smart’ phones, but …