Mark Cuban “Seriously Considering” Tax Evasion   

In an unprecedented move that’s raising eyebrows across the nation, Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban has publicly declared that he’s “seriously considering” tax evasion. The billionaire entrepreneur, known for his sharp business acumen and no-nonsense attitude, has cited a cocktail of economic concerns as the driving force behind his controversial stance.

“It’s just outrageous,” Cuban states, as he reflects on the skyrocketing cost of living. “Every time I check out at the grocery store, I’m half expecting to be asked for a kidney as payment.” Cuban’s remarks highlight the pressure that everyday Americans feel as they navigate an economy that seems to be squeezing them from all sides.

Cuban’s bone to pick with the IRS isn’t just about money; it’s about principle. “When did the IRS become the boss of me?” he quips with a wry smile. “Last time I checked, this was America, not ‘IRS-land’.” Cuban’s passive-aggressive jab at the tax authority underscores a growing sentiment that the IRS may be overstepping its bounds. “How am I expected to contribute to the economy if I’m contributing everything to the IRS? It’s like a charity with these guys.”

With retirement on the horizon, Cuban is looking to beef up his nest egg, and he believes that holding onto his hard-earned cash might just be the way to do it. “I mean, who knows how long we’re going to live? I need to make sure my golden years are actually golden, not bronze.”

But it’s not just about securing a comfortable retirement. Cuban has a more immediate need for his funds: taking the Boston Celtics to court. “Everyone saw it—the games were as rigged as a carnival ring toss,” he asserts. “I need my money to serve justice, not to line the pockets of Uncle Sam.”