Elementary School Hates The Economy: Two Young Students Caught Running Bubble Gum Business

In the ordinary halls of an elementary school, two enterprising fifth graders turned the playground into a bustling marketplace, peddling bubble gum with the business acumen of seasoned CEOs. Their venture amassed over $20,000, a testament to the gumption and entrepreneurial spirit thriving within our youth. Yet, the school administration, in a move that reeks of economic aversion, has shuttered …

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Eating “Healthy” Linked To Bouts of Rage 

Superfoods are causing super furies Recent findings have exposed a maddening link between so-called “healthy” eating and a spike in lawless lunacy. That’s right, the self-righteous salad-eaters are now the new outlaws, with a bizarre rise in thefts – and not just any thefts, but the audacious stealing of catalytic converters. It’s as if the more spinach they shove down …

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Angry Old Man On Joro Spiders: Good For Your Life  

Spotting Joro Spiders: A Blessing in Disguise, Apparently – Oh, great. Another Joro spider sighting. Fantastic. Just what I needed today. You know what they say, “Count your blessings,” right? Well, count this one as a blessing that these critters aren’t out for blood—ours, anyway. So, next time you see one, try to muster up a thank you for the small …

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